In a show so awesome, you will crap your brain through your eye sockets, The Gang wax geekosophic about:

Boobies & The Jedi Nipple Gazing Technique;

Dark Knight & Christian Bale's Anger Issues;

Heath Ledger Oscar;

Yes Man? No Thanks;

We Have Bad Feelings About Top Gun 2 & George Lucas;

Weird Names Idiots Name Their Children;

Leah Thompson's Panties;

Remembering Estelle Getty's fine fine ass;

Good Movie/Bad Movie;

Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland;
Stoner shit;

Rocky Horror Sucks Balls Even More -- Thanks MTV!;

Snarf's Usher Bromance;
and much much more!

My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-12028bacca3694f6164efb2f57c5b703}

and Mefedia

BATMAN star Christian Bale has been arrested by detectives investigating a claim of assault, police sources said today.

Bale, 34, faces questioning over the claim — made by his own mother and sister.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said: “A 34-year-old man attended a central London police station this morning by appointment.

“He was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault. He currently remains in custody.”

Bale was arrested just hours after he attended the first European screening of the new Batman blockbuster, The Dark Knight.

But he was able to attend the first European screening of new Batman blockbuster The Dark Knight in London’s West End.

He is alleged to have lashed out on Sunday night at Park Lane’s Dorchester Hotel — where he has a suite.

Mum Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, who lives in Dorset, went to a police station in Hampshire yesterday to lodge the allegation. The matter was referred to the Met Police.

Detectives, well aware of last night’s glittering bash, took the decision not to approach Bale yesterday. But they were expected to make attempts to quiz the Wales-born actor today.

I know what you're thinking: Batman's WELSH???

Source

-- FuzzyDave

We all have our gaming Guilty Pleasures. Mine is Animal Crossing. I simply adore the game. It's so kawaii you need two bumps of insulin to play it.

At E3 this week, Nintendo announced Animal Crossing: City Folk for the Wii -- supposedly due out November 16th or thereabouts.

One of the features in this new game is the ability to transfer your character and accumulated items from your DS to the Wii.

Here's the Official Nintendo footage from E3:

Here's the presentation video:

More videos can be found at gametrailers.com

-- FuzzyDave

The latest report on the box office for Dark Knight have the film grossing $66.4 million on Friday, that's including the $18.5 million it took in on midnight/3 a.m. screenings (which beats the $16.9 million record set by Revenge of the Sith).

Dark Knight is expected to take in well over $100 million this weekend. The question is, how much over 100 and will the film set a new record for biggest 3-day opening?

The record to beat is Spider-Man 3, which bagged $151 million its opening weekend.

As you can see, virtually every one of us at the GD Labs lowballed our prediction, making TheQuarterMexican the winner:

TheQuarterMexican: $120
SnarfJizzle: $69 million
FuzzyDave: $62 million
Elly: $63.74 million

We'll keep updating as new figures roll in.

Saturday Update:

Unofficial Saturday estimate: $48 million

That puts the total to 114.4, which means DK needs to make $36.6 million to tie Spider-Man 3

Sunday Update:

$155.3 million! NY Times story here.

-- FuzzyDave

The Gang feverishly anticipate this weekend's release of The Dark Knight, a movie so hyped we suspect it contains Unicorn Farts and Angel Kisses. We also riff on:

Could Batman Exist in the Real World?;
Emmy NomNomNoms & Predictions;
Good Movie/Bad Movie;
TheQuarterMexican has Bad Feelings;
Stars' Real Names Part Deux;
Distressing News from Middle Earth;
Olympics Controversy;
And much much more!

We return from our 4th of July Hiatus with Special Guest Star, Elly, filling in for TheQuarterMexican -- and boy do we have a lot to talk about:

Wall-E: Greatest Animated Film Ever?
Hellboy 2
Is Eddie Murphy Hollywood's biggest Douche?
The Pungent Cheezy Goodness that is Sci-Fi Channel Movies
We Can't Wait For Dark Knight
Elly's "Switch List"
TV News: Larry David, New Gong Show, Always Sunny Funny in Philadelphia/Boldy Going Nowhere
Tropic Thunder Spoilers
Inglorious Basterds
Middle Earth News
Good Movie/Bad Movie
Stars' Real Names
We Have A Bad Feeling About Sherlock Holmes
Elly Loves Her Some Vampires...and eggs

Box office predictions:

Hellboy 2:
SnarfJizzle: $35 million
FuzzyDave: $42 million
Elly: $50 million

Dark Knight
SnarfJizzle: $69 million
FuzzyDave: $62 million
Elly: $63.74 million


And for those who have never experienced The Sweetness that was Gene Gene The Dancin' Machine:

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore have amicably called it quits. Drew's rep confirmed it to People magazine. But cheer up, Justin... you'll bounce back in no time. You didn't really want that Tom Green tainted gal anyway. You can do better. But I got dibs on Megan Fox.

Enjoy it while you can: