Podcast: Lick My Polydactyl Finger Nubbins, Mayim Bialik!

FuzzyDave, Snarf Jizzle, Bunny and Beaglebot make a Carpathian Leap of Dread over such diverse topics as:

Liam Neeson's Evian-Bottled Lightsaber Penis;

We Have Bad Feelings about Chinese Condom Hairbands and Remakes of British shows dumbed-down for American audiences;

Middle Earth News has Guillermo del Toro remaking Frankenstein as a lactose intolerant Oklahomian or something;

This Week in Vampire News;

Emo Snowboarders of the Romantic Era;

FuzzyDave has Cookie Panic;

Ryan Gosling can't compete with the fragrant hugs of a nubian Green Lantern;

Transporter 3 trailer;

Gemma Arterton is a Hemingway Cat;

Good Movie/Bad Movie;

Beaglebot teases us about Nintendo's new DS and much much more!