Our Emmy Predictions

The Emmy Awards are this Sunday on ABC. Here are the nominees in the major categories and our picks:

COMEDY SERIES
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Entourage - Snarf Jizzle
The Office
30 Rock - Quarter Mexican, FuzzyDave, Sugar Rush
Two and a Half Men

ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock - Quarter Mexican, Snarf Jizzle
Steve Carell, The Office - FuzzyDave, Sugar Rush
Lee Pace, Pushing Daisies
Tony Shalhoub, Monk
Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men

ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty - Quarter Mexican
Tina Fey, 30 Rock - FuzzyDave
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The New Adventures of Old Christine - Sugar Rush
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds - Snarf Jizzle


DRAMA SERIES
Boston Legal
Damages
Dexter - Snarf Jizzle
House
Lost
Mad Men - Quarter Mexican, FuzzyDave, Sugar Rush

ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES
Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter - Quarter Mexican, Snarf Jizzle
Jon Hamm, Mad Men - FuzzyDave, Sugar Rush
Hugh Laurie, House
James Spader, Boston Legal

ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES
Glenn Close, Damages - Snarf Jizzle
Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit - Quarter Mexican
Holly Hunter, Saving Grace - FuzzyDave
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer - Sugar Rush

VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SERIES
The Colbert Report - FuzzyDave, Snarf Jizzle
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart - Quarter Mexican, Sugar Rush
Late Show With David Letterman
Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live

Trivia Nugget: The name "Emmy" was chosen as a feminization of "immy," a nickname used for the image orthicon tubes that were common in early television cameras.

UPDATE: The Emmy tally puts The Quarter Mexican as the winner, with four correct picks. FuzzyDave and Sugar Rush tied for 2nd place with three correct picks each; and Snarf Jizzle takes the Walk of Pantsless Shame with two correct guesses. -- FuzzyDave

UPDATE #2: FuzzyDave is a big dumb, poopy-head -- Snarf Jizzle