Justin Long and Drew Barrymore have amicably called it quits. Drew's rep confirmed it to People magazine. But cheer up, Justin... you'll bounce back in no time. You didn't really want that Tom Green tainted gal anyway. You can do better. But I got dibs on Megan Fox.

Our thing-de-resistance, Justin Long, celebrates his 30th birthday today. On this most holy of days, we here at Geek Droppings encourage you to call in sick to work, put in your copy of Herbie: Fully Loaded and dance around a bonfire wearing only your Alvin & the Chipmunks underpants. Leave your birthday wishes for our Fearless Leader in the comments below.